So I've been browsing around on blogger hoping to find one of those sublimely witty and horribly offensive blogs written by liberals in California or something (as this is why I joined this community), but so far everything I've come upon has been able to fit the characteristics of three categories:

1. Some New Mom And Her Awesome!! Family

• Has pictures of Awesome!! Family all over blog
• 0 comments per entry
  
• Christian, usually
• Does not use words harder than, well, AWESOME!!
• Very peppy short sentences, reading level of a fifth grader
• A typical entry: "Kaleigh and I went to the Fair today! It was sooo fun! She threw up on my Armani shoes after I fed her five corn dogs, so I was a little sad. [picture of Armani shoes pre-vomit] I would have put a picture of Kaleigh too but this is her punishment for throwing up!! We are planning to go to the zoo on Friday! Cool right??"

2. Food/Arts/Crafts/Jewelry/Whatever

• Usually has 4-5 comments per entry due to actual enthusiasts in craft (No one cares about babies.)
• Still boring....
• Pictures of food/jewelry/etc...
  

3. Foreign Bloggers

• Dude..they're writing in another LANGUAGE. How is this interesting?!

And so concludes my analysis (effort clearly going down the drain after first category). I still hate the world.